Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Beastly



What I liked:

  • The soundtrack was alright.  Bonus points for playing Death Cab for Cutie's Transatlanticism.
  • Dakota Johnson is a diamond in the rough.  She has been taking a few small roles (like here and in The Social Network) and is working on her skills.  She could be the next "It" girl.
  • The overall message of the story is clearly geared towards the Tween generation.  Anyone older then that will see right through all of the holes in this film.
What I didn't like: 
  • The acting was horrible.
    • Alex Pettyfer must have made this before I Am Number Four because he was much better in that then this.
    • Mark-Kate Olsen was laughable.  Did she forget everything that she learned on Full House?
    • Vanessa Hudgens can't act.
    • Peter Krause phoned in his lines.
    • Lisa Gay Hamilton's Jamaican accent was ridiculous.
    • Neil Patrick Harris tried to play his HIMYM character, Barney, but a PG version who is also blind.  It didn't translate well.
  • The makeup/special effects to turn Pettyfer into a Beast were amateur.
  • The story was juvenile at best.  Kidnapping, murder, breaking and entering, and lying are not great examples for Tweens. 
http://beastlythemovie.com


Grade: D+

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