Watching E!.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt looks orange. Not loving the neckline on her dress. Or her hair. Actually, don't like the dress at all. Makes her look big.
- Jennifer Lawrence looks nice. Dress is appropriate for her age. Young and different. Love the shoes.
- Julia Stiles looks beautiful!
- Hailey from Modern Family - not loving the bangs. Need to remember that she is 21.
- Olivia Wilde- love the dress but not the hair or shoes.
- Emma from Glee - ugh that hair!
- Tina from Glee - love the dress.
- Elisabeth Moss from Mad Men looks nice. Love the green dress.
- Scott Caan needs a haircut.
- Quinn from Glee looks lovely.
- Julianne Hough - what a neck line.
- Hailee Steinfeld looks great.
- Gabourey Sidibe does not. That dress :(
- Not loving Natalie Portman's dress. I think it is the red flower.
- Not loving Melissa Leo's dress.
- I do like Kyra Sedgwick's dress. Fun color.
- Julie Bowen from Modern Family looks stunning.
- Mmmmmm Jake has arrived.
- Really Helena Bonham Carter?! Really?! Are you begging to be worst dressed? Two different color shoes?!
- Lea Michele has an interesting dress. Can't decide if I like it or not.
- Oh my, my, my January Jones.
- Nudes and pinks seem to be hot colors this year.
- Ryan stop talking to Carrie and find out what Jake, Jason and Jimmy are talking about!
- Oh Emma Stone! I hope you look better in person because your dress and skin are too close in color.
- Scarlett Johansson - wow. That is an interesting look.
- Sandra Bullock - not a good choice. Maybe if the hair was different. But that sleeve...
- Eva Longoria looks stunning.
- Love Mila Kunis' dress. Green is a great color. Catherine Zeta Jones also picked green.
- Jane Krakowski and Jane Lynch look great.
- Leighton Meester needs to fire her stylist.
- Not loving Christina Aguilera's look.
- Sofia Vergara looks nice but stop pushing Reebok.
Switching between NBC and E!
- Angelina Jolie also in green.
- RDJ - what is going on with your hair?
- I bet Amy Adams dress looks even better in person.
- Alexa Chung is probably the best interviewer on the red carpet.
- Mmmmm Jon Hamm.
- Michelle Williams has a '70's flower power vibe going on.
- Halle Berry is stunning.
- J-Lo not so much. What is with that dress?
- I don't care for Anne Hathaway's dress but it works for her.
- I like Megan Fox's dress. Can't believe that she is making a movie with Jon Hamm.
- Mandy Moore looks lovely.
- Oh Joanie. Too much, Christina Hendricks, too much.
- Tilda Swinton...waist up is ok. Waist down, not so much.
And now the Show..
- Old Charlie Sheen joke.
- Great Tourist Joke!
- A Hugh Hefner joke?! Ricky is all over the place.
- Congrats Jesus! I mean, Christian Bale!
- Congrats Katey Segal! You are aging well.
- Kurt! Awe...not a fan of the character but you had a great story this year. So sincere in your acceptance speech. Loved it.
- Michelle Pfeiffer looks beautiful.
- Yeah Steve Buscemi! I picked Jon Hamm over you but it was a very close race. You are great on Boardwalk Empire. Speaking of which...
- Congrats Boardwalk Empire. Stellar first season!
- Mmmmm Andrew Garfield.
- Toy Story 3! Like there was ever any doubt.
- This guy looks like Andy Bernard (Ed Helms).
- RJD - saucy tonight.
- Annette Bening!
- Odd. Zac Efron introducing The Kids Are All Right.
- Aaron Sorkin using lines from his speech from Friday night?! Boo.
- That was not Julia Styles.
- Congrats Jane Lynch! Sorry Ed O'Neil.
- What a great year for Jim Parsons. Well deserved.
- The camera people are getting some odd facial reactions from the stars.
- Congrats to Glee! Becky! Coach Beiste!
- Congrats to Paul Giamatti. I would have picked you but I haven't seen the movie yet. And a shout out to Scott Speedman!
- Mmmm Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
- Congrats Natalie! Still hate that red rose. Funny speech though.
- Please stop showing Brad and Angelina.
- Cincy shout out!
- Congrats to the Kids Are All Right. Wonderful film and has a Cleveland connection.
- Congrats Colin Firth. Brilliant performance.
- Congrats to the Social Network, my favorite film of the year.
- Wow, can't believe that it ended on time.
Good night!
Not liking Pacino's hair.
ReplyDeleteAlso, why does Jennifer Love Hewitt always look like she's ready for prom?
ReplyDeleteJLH thinks she is a Barbie doll.
ReplyDeleteI would like to see JLH's Golden Globes.
ReplyDeleteI bet you would.
ReplyDeleteMan, Natalie Portman is fat! Almost distracted me from her horrendous laugh/cackle.
ReplyDeleteDude, you better be careful that your wife does't read this.
ReplyDeleteWhere was JT during all this!?!? Im pissed!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I bet JT will be at the Oscars.
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